Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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