thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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