ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
