Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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