I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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