yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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