Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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