Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Randomize
