theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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