didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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