real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
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