that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
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