I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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