I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Randomize
