Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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