Nicole vs. Life
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
nutella sex= disaster
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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