You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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