We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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