But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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