I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
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