Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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