She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
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