I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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