i'm signing you up for texting rehab
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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