So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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