Where did you get a picture of my penis
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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