I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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