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what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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