I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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