So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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