This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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