Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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