your room smells of hookers.
And success
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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