and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Sorry my hands just texted you
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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