Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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