Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
