then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
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