Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
These tits shall not be calmed
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