you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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