oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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