He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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