My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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