so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
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