I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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