I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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