dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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