have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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