How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
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