you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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