You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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