stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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